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Oh dear. Is everyone having a bad day, today?
nop
dont giv me taht sweet ship
*shit
i knwo waht you are
i know WHO yuo ar
My, my, my. This is terrible, who taught you to speak to your elders like that?
mama didtn rias no fools here
im not an idgit
*idit
*idioti see yuou fro waht you are
a BATTERWITCH
Excuse me? I’m afraid you’re not making much sense!
I do have a complaints department for the company, if you’d rather speak with them?
omg are yuo srs rihgt now
taht wuoldnt work even if tat departmant was real
*that
and itss not leik teyhed belive taht their fuonder is actualy an evil genocidal aliem or anything
Dearie, please, if I start receiving absurd accusations then I will just have to stop replying to you. I don’t want to start any arguments!
WAHT
omg i cant belibe tihs is hapnning
i hav so much proof
so much drit on yuo its not eben funy
*dirt
wahtevr it doent mater yuoure empire will fal one day
becuas i know im rihgt
Frankly this is all quite confusing! I can hardly read what you’re saying, can you please make more sense? Is this a joke?
